There, I just said it..

listening to "She →

listening to "John Mayer - Over and Over" →

@mayercrafter: “I’ve never heard this before: “John Mayer - Over and Over”“

listening to "John Mayer - I →

listening to "John Mayer - All I want for Christmas" →

listening to "Punchline - Icicles (Christmas Song)" →

So anyway, yes, I think I’d be grossed out if I had to watch two characters with rolls and rolls of fat kissing each other … because I’d be grossed out if I had to watch them doing anything.

Maura Kelly

…who, btw, singlehandedly smashed any hope for the future of her writing career yesterday when she published this article in Marie Claire. Singlehandedly might be too generous, I’m pretty sure she wrote this with her asshole. Just jammed a pen up there and went for it… and then typed it up with hands covered in shit.

WTG MAURA! WTG MARIE CLAIRE! YAY EVERYONE! SO GREAT!!!!

(via fartwithheadphoneson)

Wow. Just…yea, wow. I particularly like this part:

“To be brutally honest, even in real life, I find it aesthetically displeasing to watch a very, very fat person simply walk across a room — just like I’d find it distressing if I saw a very drunk person stumbling across a bar or a heroine addict slumping in a chair.”

So…a fat person can now be compared to a heroin addict? Right. Wait no…at least heroin addicts are thin! Right Maura?! I mean that IS all that matters in life.

Who the fuck are you? And why am I blogging about you?

I hope you don’t ever enjoy food. Ever.

maura kelly

So today is the first time I log on to tumb1r in a whole week. I think. Just the thought of it makes me nauseated…along with everything else on the planet. I was never nauseated with my first pregnancy. This blows.

mittenstategirl:

readingandbleeding-:

vondruke:

nprfreshair:msnbc:

The weather outside is frightful if you’re in the Midwest today. Forecasters are predicting the giant storm that will pass over an area that stretches from the Dakotas to the eastern Great Lakes could be, for Illinois at least, the most powerful one in over 70 years.

Godspeed to our friends at Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me out in Chicago.

Wheeeeeeeee

It just started raining in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Also it’s pretty damn dark out there, son.

Have I mentioned that storms give me anxiety attacks? Eeep!

The tiny blue area at the bottom of Louisiana. I’m there. Forecast: correct.

weather

thedailywhat:

This Day In Time Travel History of the Day: On this day, 25 years ago, a certain Marty McFly embarked on a mission to break up, and subsequently reunite, the teenage versions of his parents in Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale’s seminal time travel epic Back to the Future.

That’s right! Today is officially the silver anniversary of everyone’s favorite movie about a guy who really doesn’t like being called “chicken.” To mark this special occasion (and the release of the brand new Trilogy boxset), Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Robert Zemeckis, and others sat down with the Today Show’s Meredith Vieira to discuss the film’s ongoing significance 25 years later.

You can watch the entire interview below.

[msnbc / image: internettoday.]

So this is the real date this time…right?

I just found out last night that Back to the Future was showing in theaters. It ended last night. I missed it. How did I miss that? Pretty upset…

back to the future

: If you don't have anything nice to say... I hate you, die! →

fartwithheadphoneson:

The above phrase basically sums up the internet.

I’d really love to do a project where someone famous (Maybe Pee-wee would be down for this, or someone even less well known) gets to witness people saying terrible things about them, and then walk out and surprise them. Ha hu! (Pee-wee laugh,…

Michelle farts a lot. Oh hey Michelle…I didn’t see you standing there. I uhh..I didn’t mean it. I was just saying…