There, I just said it..

michaelianblack:

Dear John Mayer,

I know a lot of people think you’re kind of a dick. Not me. I like you. I like the songs, the guitar, the tattoos, the whole thing. I even liked that weird trio thing you did that nobody liked. Nobody buy me, John, nobody but me.

Guys like us, we don’t do what “society” tells us to do. We have to be free. That’s why you have sex with starlets and I sometimes put the dishes in the dishwasher without pre-rinsing. That’s just how we roll.

So I got it when you quit Twitter. Fuck Twitter. All those fuckers ever did was give you grief. Just like The Man. But worse than The Man because at least The Man wears cool shades.

Good for you for quitting. I wish I could. But I can’t. Because I’m an attention whore. Why? Because, unlike you, I am married and cannot be a pussy whore.

Live, John. Live for all of us.

And join witstream.com

Your friend,
Michael Ian Black (very famous)

Nice.

John Mayer Trio rulez.